Dee's 35th Birthday List of High School Crushes Comedy explosion

I was on facebook this morning and I received alot of love for my birthday. So much so that I thought it would be funny if I repaid everyone with a little comedy. (My Strong Suit) So I said I would make a list of all my High School crushes. So here it is.

Dwayne's Top Highschool Crushes. In chronological order. From what I can remember. Also excluding those who I shared" special time" with
Lisette- 8th grade- Dont remeber her last name. Everybody liked her I figured I should follow suit, and she had Jordans. (I couldn't afford them)
Lisa Jones 8th grade- It was the headbands son!!!!
Valerie Lamistry- 9th grade..She actually gave me a little play (little) She was built like a 27 year women back then.
Keisha Flowers- Valentines day card-- 2 dollars Valentines Candy--- 3 dollars. Getting dissed in front of all your friends. Priceless. LOL LOL
Martha--- The one who tried to put the hit out on the baby and went to jail and everything. Thank God that did't pan out.

Seika Harris. --- I remember that one!!!!! Yep lol. Heyyyyy Seika!

Adrien Turner--- She had that mushroom thing going. It did something for me. Rmember the precious moment we shared when you let me listen to your Slick Rick Tape? probably not. lol

Lisa Jefrey--I cant remember why...But I did.

Oh man I almost forgot the Lahoma Jackson years lol lol

Cassandra Mckay--- Dimples never gave me that note. I saw her in a bar and she told me whole story. She lied to you and told you she gave me that note. I swear I found out about that 4 or 5 ago. I think you guys had an "altercation" over it. At least thats what she told me. Any who

Vanessa Now Altamarano----Sorry Jeorge

Dana Lopez--You on there too

The girl who used to go with Mauricio forgot her name. Sorry Mauricio.

50% of all the Puerto Rican Girls we went to school with

And half the girls basketbal team. I thought getting backed down in the paint was sexy. And thats it.

Wow looking back over 35 years of life I have had some wonderfull experiences. I have been with samegirl for almost 7 years and I hope she finds this list as funny as I do. Thank You and Goodnite

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