F is for Frankie Baby

I'm glad Frankie wasn't my mama. For those of you who don't watch BET you wouldn't know who this Frankie is. Frankie is the mother of R&B singer Keisha Cole, and she's crazier than cat shit. If Tyron Biggums and Flavor Flav were the wonder twins they would put their rings together and say, "Form of an ice Frankie." By the way I'm watching this new Angie Martinez show on BET and...... nobody told me that Puerto Ricans are now allowed to put garbage on BET too. Thank you Viacom for giving other ethnic groups the chance to embarrass themselves just like you gave us. Any who, Frankie has got to be one of the worst parental figures in TV history. She was in jail for years, strung out on crack and now she looks like an extra on The Wire. The funniest thing that I ever heard her say was to one of her daughters by the name of Nefie, who happens to be one of  the angriest mutherfuckers since Mr T.  Frankie told her with all the indigence a crackhead who never took care of her
children could muster, " You never tried to be a daughter to me!!!." How the hell do you try to be a daughter somebody? What part of the birthing process is fetus optional? Crackhead logic is so funny.  So....the next time you see a crackhead doing the running man for a bag of cheese doodles, remember to thank god cause that dancing machine could have been your Mama.

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