I've decided to become a real actor......so I'm a waiter, and this is the actual conversation I had with my first customer ever. I keep waiting for you to dance.....Excuse me, what did you say to me !?!?!?!!! I keep waiting for you to do the Rumba or something the blue haired old lady repeated while sipping her soup. Now I just served this old white lady this soup and I'm now considering flipping her bowl of boiling hot soup into her old withered lap. Did you play football. Yes I did play football. Just like that guy on TV. You look just like him, doesn't he look just like him honey. "He sure does", her husband said with a wide smile. You should dance our food out to us, like the other big guy on tv. Who are you talking about lady. "What's his name", she says... Willie...... Warrick......No Warren, Warren Sapp. You look just like him. I look nothing like Warren Sapp, and I won't be be dancing your pot roast out to you this afternoon. Come on just one move please?? Now this is very serious. Why do these people want me to dance? Has Warren Sapp become the dancing Ruben Studdard? More importantly will doing the running man get me a bigger tip. It never ceases to amaze me the things people say to a very large man without fear of physical retribution.... Let's just say watch what you say to your waiter, you would be amazed at how many places on the human body you can rub a pot roast. www.idealvsreal.com www.lifeasablackdude.blogspot.com